Is Google Cloud down?

@abhinavsharma Once gmail becomes as bad as @GoogleCloud it wont be slick anymore

@GCPcloud I haven't yet, but I will-- thanks for the link! For the record, I don't think it's a bug or anything, I'm just clearly missing something about the data structure and am hoping someone can tell me what. I'll reach out to support and see what they say

@efeatherston @dhinchcliffe @waynesadin @sarbjeetjohal @awscloud @furrier @rwang0 @thomaspower @mdkail @AkwyZ @mthiele10 @MarshaCollier @profgalloway @stu @zehicle @evankirstel @ellenfeaheny @matteastwood @Scobleizer @APGuha @TheCloudand_Me @NeilCattermull @Azure @googlecloud Nah, they will blame it on some #Marketing person down the line for that call and move along. Do another press-release and come up with a new fancy term/reason and still do the same. #AWS.

@dhinchcliffe @efeatherston @sarbjeetjohal @awscloud @furrier @rwang0 @thomaspower @mdkail @AkwyZ @mthiele10 @MarshaCollier @profgalloway @stu @zehicle @evankirstel @ellenfeaheny @matteastwood @Scobleizer @APGuha @TheCloudand_Me @NeilCattermull @Azure @googlecloud I guess AWS didn’t leave their egos at the door. I hope they get killed by that marketing strategy. Customers usually don’t like being told what they can or can’t do by a SERVICE provider. Microsoft strategy should be what will AWS ban next.

@GCPcloud @kubernetes @HelmPack @HashiCorp The point being: if you're running a sophisticated, cloud-native, distributed system (which is a great idea) in production to support your enterprise, you likely have someone(s) that you are already paying to to do the hard stuff above. They can do the easy stuff, too.

@GCPcloud @kubernetes @HelmPack @HashiCorp Unlike apps designed to run under very specific constraints--e.g., those for your mobile devices--there is absolutely no guarantee that your existing cloud infrastructure will support whatever app you want to install.

@GCPcloud @kubernetes For instance, consider @HelmPack--the goto package manager for kubes--which, "help[s] you define, install, and upgrade even the most complex Kubernetes application." They also have an `app store` with one line installs for 800+ 'apps' (from the likes of IBM etc)--totally free.

Kindly acknowledge this issue @GCPcloud

@jacksonps4 @GCPcloud Really bad email.

@GCPcloud it's the latest version 76.0.3809.100 (Official Build) (64-bit). ok i will post it on your support page

I’ve checked hundreds of apps that all use @googlecloud OAuth, and not a single company puts this information on their homepage. This is ridiculous. We have a Privacy Policy and Terms of Service we worked with our lawyers to keep as simple as possible on our homepage.

@GCPcloud Not to worry, had a chat with some Google engineers and found it was a weird browser caching issue that meant I needed to restart Chrome and clear some stuff.

@GCPcloud The clusters themselves aren't down, as my sites are still working, but accessing them via the @GCPcloud console is just not happening.

@GCPcloud We also tried to get better insights and support from a GCP consulting company in germany but it was disappointing. It's not useful if you try to adopt OSS software, rebrand it and hope that someone is using it if you dont provide a good customer support or implement all features

@drewdeponte @googlecloud It is, but I actually owed 0.01, which is the problem with this email. It’s an example screenshot, not my usage.

@GCPcloud got a bit scared from the budget update mail from you. Totally my bad. Just browsed to the screenshot saying that my budget is 90% full and that it was way bigger than it should be. Had to log in in full panic mode 😅

@tcrawford @virtualsheng @awscloud @Azure @googlecloud @VMware @virtualsheng I had to agree to disagree with @tcrawford. It is very misleading. While there is no mention of vendors in the blog, he does mention vendors in the tags and picture. But he has owned it and doubled down. More power to him.

@tcrawford @virtualsheng @awscloud @Azure @googlecloud @VMware @virtualsheng. I had to agree to disagree with @tcrawford. It is very misleading. And pictures are very powerful and he knows it. But he has owned it and doubled down. More power to him.

Oh and the @GCPcloud errro messages aren't always helpful enough as they don't tell you what you can do to fix or investigate. Some of them do but it isn't consistent.

well, @GCPcloud is really sweet to use and they have a fantastic documentation. The only place where they often fall short in my book is the description of which is the minimal set of permissions you need to grant your service accounts. You end up so often giving too much :(

What to learn after @Kubernetes , read about Service Mesh @istio @linkerd @AspenMesh @awscloud - AppMesh (managed service) @GCPcloud - Istio (managed service)

@GCPcloud Hey I am facing problem in gcp billing account. Can you provide any support.

So here is what it means for @cirrus_labs. From day one Cirrus CI was designed to support not only any cloud provider as a target for running CI workflows, Cirrus CI launched with only Linux support on @GCPCloud but now Cirrus supports many OSes and all major clouds. 📣

Anyone know anyone at GSuite (@googlecloud) I am trying to help a non-profit recover their hosting account due to a rogue ex-volunteer locking them out. They own the domain. The support we are getting is terrible. They blocked whatever is left of the site before the lockout.

@SatoshiFlipper When staking goes live, they'll all have a bag. If they believe their own crap though and wait too long, it'll be a small bag indeed. If they don't really understand why we tag #DeFi #4IR @swiftcommunity @GCPcloud @Oracle when we tag $LINK then they may as well go all in on $xrp.

Also wondering how many student data privacy and security use cases @AmazonEdu or @GoogleForEdu could address in a hackathon with @awscloud or @Firebase/@googlecloud... or if this is a more of a fear/ignorance problem in school systems.

@GCPcloud My bad, a different issue... still searching

With the 150th issue of GCP Weekly, AMD processors are coming to Google Cloud. #googlecloud

@GooglePlay Thanks for checking. I've reached GCPCloud team regarding the issue and they suggested to contact GCP billing team which I did already and waiting for their response.

@sborsje @QuinnyPig @tyler_treat @GCPcloud Also the fact that it's 3 levels deep and considered a sub service of Systems Manager... It should be first level in the console.

Pro tip: If you're releasing a highly anticipated product, and you have to get @AWS to "double your server capacity", "endure 24 hours of grief" or "downgrade to 2D", it's an architecture problem and you're not using @Kubernetesio. @GM #k8s @googlecloud @CorvetteRacing

@lukwam @durumcrustulum @Google @googlecloud @GCPcloud @christiaanbrand I don’t love bastions for one reason - too often they do not preserve or disambiguate user context all the way from end to end. And when I have a detection signal involving a process, path, or argument, I want user context without going on a log easter egg hunt across 2-3 systems

Hey @googlecloud!! We have detected a trojan hosted on your servers and we were wondering if you could help us suspend this fraudulent IP address: Thank you!!

@PhilGoerdt @GCPcloud Never knew it has an expiration date

@thockin @bgrant0607 @dims @GCPcloud @jaicesd @spiffxp @liggitt @saturnism Right - that's the crux of my initial inquiry - how can GCP customers be good allies to those dev teams within a support structure. Given that this OSS codebase is solely about using GCP services, I think it's less of a gray area than even k8s would be.

@jerenkrantz @bgrant0607 @dims @GCPcloud @jaicesd @spiffxp @liggitt @saturnism In this case it's not actually a support issue - it's an OSS thing, not "supported" the same way that GCP writ large is. Google "let's" a lot of people do OSS, but you have to separate the people from the place they work in this case. I get that this is pretty gray-area. :)

@bgrant0607 @dims @GCPcloud @thockin @jaicesd @spiffxp @liggitt @saturnism Yup - Ray was able to see our 1-line diff and the back and forth we had in the support ticket (including being told *not* to use Spring on GCP) and took our diff to its logical next step. It never was a question about upstream - more about how to engage support constructively.

@polleyg @GCPcloud @milesward Likely two reasons: a) you have an automated system pushing tens to hundreds of thousands of small files per day, and want to keep your load time latency down b) A Cloud Function times out at (max) 9 minutes - large load jobs that glob-match those files may take longer than that

@GCPcloud Problem solved! The billing account was suspended "for failure to pay past due amounts or invalid payment information". The linked credit card was still valid and after refreshing the payment method the cluster became active again. A better error message would be welcome!

@gunnarmorling @FranckPachot @awscloud @googlecloud PostgreSQL has unnest support as well. Expanding arrays, json and xml to a tabular form is possible which seems to be pretty much the same :)

Good to read: @actiondesk is attacking directly @Microsoft and @googlecloud at the same time. Bold game, folks. You have my total support. cc @josephflaherty @fcollective

@GCPcloud All my services on southamerica-east1 are #down. GCE and GKE.

@jmolivas @gatsbyjs @GraphQL @GCPcloud What I really need help with is an automated way to grab the images and create a video that is posted to a website with notifications

@GCPcloud * scale dynamically with load, pay nothing when not used (eg seasonality) * granular @GCPcloud wide access controls with service account, custom roles, and policy bindings

@googlecloud not enough resources on us-east1-c to support my vm! please fix immediately! I need a 16 vCPU, 104 GB machine with 1 Tesla P100.

@arcanis @github @yarnpkg @Docker @awscloud @Azure @GCPcloud Also includes automated styling of user commands and errors. Plus, copy a deep link to the line that you're looking at.

@tagmisterandrew @googlecloud I have tried the service account route and get an error from the googleapi module of typeError. Ideally I’d access the token from the user sign in but I can’t find how to call that information for use with other APIs. #frustrated

My favorite parts about @awscloud and @GCPcloud are when you go to delete a VPC and discover all these hidden network features that get stuck deleting with terrible UX. It's almost like people release features without testing things. 🙃 #AgileFail #YourProductIsBroken

If you were thinking about using @googlecloud to create scalable distributed systems, maybe think again. We have such a low health-check quota that we can't actually deploy new apps, apparently they've had a support team and engineers on this (for 4 weeks).

Apologies, we're having some server issues with @GCPcloud Cloud Run platform.

@ok @GCPcloud @Firebase @vikrum5000 Gotta help me start my @asciim2 Insta account 📸

Ah, the reason @GoogleCloud GPU instances are so slow is because they don't actually give you the GPUs you requested. Have a K80 machine with one spinning at 100% util, nothing running (in /my/ VM). I guess you have to make up lost CPC revenue somehow...

Dear @googlecloud, it seems like you consider this an important business, but your documentation is full of nonsensical links, self-referential descriptions, and meaningless marketing jargon. You know it's bad when it's easier to ignore your docs and read the source.

@chazaqdev @kotlin @GCPcloud @amazon @Azure @openfaas @fnproject Let me know if I can help with that

@majorhayden @AWS @GCPcloud Did a quick experiment, with automated bisect down to a specific bad commit, 72m (paravirtualized disk) vs 69m (/dev/shm). Purged ccache before each run, and had ccache sitting on the /dev/shm for both. I'll do another run with ccache not on /dev/shm out of curiosity.

@googlecloud What a farce to lure the conversation into a DM only to provide no help whatsoever and ask me to respond to a survey, unbelievable #google #googlecloud #farce #uselesssupport

@Google_IDN @googlecloud @GooglePlay Your customer services sucks. Almost two weeks and my payment problem still unavailable.

@jerdman76 @wpengine @bastiaan96 I doubt @wpengine will support IPv6 any time soon as they're running on @GCPcloud which barely has IPv6 support outside of terminating IPv6 on load balancers which just came out of Alpha about a year ago if I recall correctly.

@aronchick @mjasay @milesward @benthompson @GCPcloud Customers care about trajectory and relative marketshare, for some good reasons and some bad. Personally, I'd actually be *far* more interested in revenue across specific cloud product lines to be better informed as to whether I should invest time in that product or not.

@mjasay @milesward @benthompson @GCPcloud oh, i didn't take your position as overly public cloud or rude or dismissive. Just think a lot of analysts get focused on revenue numbers, yet all three public hyperscale clouds have clearly passed the "yeah we're serious about this and not going anywhere" point.