Is Amazon down?

@mrhumphriesfree @jerkoffbaddie @apolosanchez_ They either put a transparent tube above the shaft or down the shaft connected to a plastic pump with *** lube from Amazon and someone else squeezes the pump as he jerks off so it looks like he’s cumin

@AmazonHelp @amazon Amazon account hacked Sunday 17/03/2019, let them store your card details at your peril!! Down £1575 and no communication from Amazon as yet despite being assured fraud department will contact within 24hrs 3 times!!! You have been warned!

@4passivehouse @PrimeVideo That’s interesting because I was having that problem with Netflix, while Prime was fine. I was told my some friends that “throttling” was involved but not sure what that means or if Amazon does it too.

@AbsurdNihilism They're great! They we're indeed very uncomfortable when I first got them, but I replaced the stock pads with some thick ones from Wicked Cushions (on Amazon) and now I can wear them for hours no problem

@AdamSinger They even suggested $COST would go down which is laughable. Amazon is going to burn alot of money as a grocery and spin their wheels.

@DoctorSue It's a problem for programmers because what people use to pay for me for, they get for free from Google or Amazon or whatever cloud services - only it's not really free, their users are tracked. I can't compete with free without massive money to market why I should be paid.

I definitely hadn't thought about the sustainability issue with apple, Amazon, Google, etc sourcing Wikipedia for assistant services. Immediate drop in wiki traffic and thus editing, donations.... #LTC2019

@smithqjohns @amazon It's a major problem. We just did an analysis of all 22 search results for "Iphone charger" and every single one seems to be compromised. I'm sure it's the same for Bluetooth headphones.

Amazon schools. Subscription Based Life. No Personal Property. Server Worship. Corporate Total Alienation. Remote Brain Access and Control.

@thetrueac3 @BeckyLynchWWE @OriginalFunko @amazon No problem at all! I can’t wait either! 😄

I have an Amazon issue

So @Amazon and @UPS need to get it together. Amazon, your driver picked up my return box for badly made shoes & THEN UPS dropped off a label & then your driver delivered the same box & now UPS says they want to charge me TWELVE DOLLARS for a second pickup. Fix this please.

@AmazonAustralia Hey AMAZON! Having a problem with a delivery to NSW...can you help a girl out...please🌹

C'mon @bancosantander, 12h to tell @amazon on US that the card was not accepted without notification me! I'm on a trip, card is on "trip notification" but not working on Amazon... That's hard to trip with Santander :(

@JeffBezos amazon india customer service is really worst,they are not aware of anything,for customers it is mental torture to talk to cc and get it resolved,i have wasted 3 hours taking on different days waited for 2 months still the issue is not resolved

@UGAFootballLife @UPS @UPSHelp @amazon @AmazonHelp Having a similar issue with an order by @USPS. Says it left Atlanta on the 15th and it hasn’t been seen since.

@S4nio @jtlevy @KevinMKruse They have high taxes. People are moving out. NY scared Amazon away because of said higher taxes. So...I don't have to go to a state that is showing how it's terrible policies are working via who wants to live there and who doesn't. Detroit is a perfect example of that faliure

@flipkartsupport Here you specialist team take 48hour.. Every courier company is not that slow.. Why ******** you cant deliver on expected date.. If not wth you give the delivery date expecting.. I rather prefer amazon..

@Vitali_Cheesyp @OverstockCEO Most of the “somebodies” have already big issues to solve due to the continuous expansion of Amazon into more and more niches - and their solutions don’t center around purchasing an unprofitable/decreasing biz - 2+ years trying to sell -$OSTK biz and still no deal, another sign

@AmazonHelp no there is no link in the email and i find no way to skip the sign in. by the way in my phone i am still logged but in my computer it tell me that my account is locked

@blessedmomma_ I would register him honestly as a service dog... or put down lab mix. Because every single dog had part pit in them... there’s just like 2 breeds where they actually come out looking “full pit” I know twitter will drag me for this but there’s emotional support vests on Amazon.

@AmazonHelp There lies the problem. I have no mail communication, the whl conversation was telephonic and datz how the cs guys took advantage. I asked for their self proclaimed my brother's signature to which they said u may take legal action if u wish to as they know i have no proof to shw

@B_Mas_ @androidcentral @chunkynerd I have a Xiaomi Mi A2... Not selling officially in the US but I can buy it without issues in Amazon.

I woke up at 4:36am and placed an amazon order.. I have a problem

@kperry Hi Karin, Nice to “ear” from you! I ordered Visual Doing and the workbooks at Amazon UK and they took less than a week to get to my office (in PORTUGAL). There should be a problem with your order. Regards.

@hockeynutt811 @PUBG You can fix the rendering with an external ssd card. I got a 256gig internal ssd and an external case for it for under $50 on Amazon. Now everything is rendered in long before I land. Even castle on vikendi.

@gweccles @jeremycorbyn When you come down to the bare essentials, there isn’t much difference between the far right and far left. Changing History eBook on Amazon

@snigskitchen Amazon is having issues at the warehouse..

@PerKurowski @CNBC There’s no guarantee that if amazon came in, they would be better off as well. Not to mention traffic in The city is horrible already. Now you’re adding to a problem. Without getting the tax revenue it could help.

@MeekMill When the world is where it Could be, the bible says lions will be so content they will lay down and rest with the lambs. We will be so abundant in nurishment and good feelings, there will be not need for killing or hunting. Labs print meals, amazon drones deliver, we feast.

Consumers might consider making the switch to the @amazon product line for reasons of cost and convenience. Having generic #medications available can certainly bring down the cost of medications. #Healthcare #WednesdayWisdom

Steam could just shut down tomorrow and we'd lose all our games Amazon could just shut down Alexa servers Google could just shut down android servers or ship an update that bricks the phones

@Flacko_Eba That just so slow compared to amazon

@Kb52313317 @CNBC @AOC Her applauding of the Amazon break down in another district and her continued misunderstanding of economics (micro and macro) despite whatever degree she has are hers. Her following is so large that she doesn't need the DNC to force feed her bad policy ideas.

@RichBTIG Live Sports, News and Broadcast is literally the only thing keeping the Live TV bundle together. The problem is distributors paying any rate for entertainment content that is now tier 2...as tier 1 entertainment resides on HBO, Netflix, Amazon, Hulu.

@StevenMNedeau Snippets of text and dialogue, until the count down to release day. I'm going to show off the gifts people get if they buy signed from me (as I get more money that way than royalties from amazon) then show the pre-order link for ebook etc.

@AmazonUK trying to return a broken bed because of poor quality and being told I have to dismantle, pack up and send back...I have a disability and @AmazonUK keep saying they won’t help me! Well done! @AmazonHelp @amazon

@AmazonUK trying to return a broken bed because of poor quality and being told I have to dismantle, pack up and send back...I have a disability and @AmazonUK keep dying they won’t help me! Well done! @AmazonHelp @amazon

@SineadOS1 @joe_landon @thesheetztweetz @SpaceX @amazon You can't do suborbital NYC to Shanghai with people, it would have to be full orbital launch & re-entry. And there are lots of other problems as well.

@Natawryy The newer version seems to be £150 on amazon but that does 60fps; id say for £45 it isnt terrible

@AmazonHelp Thanks for quick reply (funny how I didn't get a reply at all to 12 requests for clarification over #Amazon's #GDPR data breach, where you released our data publicly). It worked after 4 attempts - which is weird. Please ask the developers to check and fix this bug, thank you.

My amazon account has been hacked Sunday 17/03/2019. Please remove your card details if they are stored by Amazon as they are not secure. Amazon have shut my account down and have been absolutely useless with any communications, I have no idea what is happening and down £1575.

Oh my god, THE SAME DANG SELLER IS SELLING IT ON EBAY AND HAS ZERO PROBLEMS SENDING IT TO CANADA. IT IS LITERALLY AMAZON BEING A ****

Just listening to the results of Steve Bannon’s work in Brazil. He should be tried for crimes against humanity. The amazon is going to go down the drain and the plant with it. I ******* hate him.

@oscarrenalias It’s interesting because I have the opposite problem with Amazon Music. The only thing it does is offering me more variations of the same playlists I already have. Granted, I mostly listen to old stuff but there must be recent artists that create music that I like...

@amazonIN @GSTCouncil_indi @FinMinIndia @GST_Council @arunjaitley arun @amazonIN .. Please help. My problem is #gstfraud by an amazon vendor.

@AmazonHelp How much time it will take to resolve the problem

@saville_e @chrismcd53 @Trivium21c @samtwiselton @jon_hutchinson_ @primarypercival @ClareSealy @HFletcherWood Goodness that must be an amazon stock issue! You can order directly from Civitas and they will be sold around the RRP

@reliancejio @JioCare I'm not getting a lot of incoming calls. Caller keeps listening busy tone. Amazon delivery says it, Bigbazar delivery says it and a lot more people do. It really hurts when my official contacts experience this. FIX IT NOW.

@reliancejio @JioCare I'm not getting a lot of incoming calls. Caller keeps listening busy tone. Amazon delivery says it, Bigbazar delivery says it and a lot more people do. It really hurts when my official contacts experience this. FIX IT BEFORE IT NOW.

@AmazonHelp I am back again because my issue is not solved yet they are asking me an account information which I have not used. Please give me my money back. Its 38000 rs. I can’t let it go

@Ghoul_of_London @AmazonHelp Same thing happens to me on Microsoft. Am signed it and then go to some other part of the site which asks me to..sign in. I swear half the rage in this world today is down to these websites.

@amazonhelp it’s ridiculous that u can’t filter thru the reviews of the new bts album and keep them where they belong. The new album isnt even up for review yet because it’s a preorder link, it can’t be reviewed. Please fix it.

@rOSAparkks We did have one but decided to close it down coz we were rebranding and coz we receive more orders through our social media compared to the website. We’re currently working a new one plus getting the items on other online stores like Amazon.

Reviews from other album sellers are reflected on the official album. We urge ARMY to NOT leave reviews for other albums, as they will reflect back to the official one. @amazonca @AmazonHelp please fix this. The official seller should not suffer because of this.

@PaulRobertGreen @TarkaRoshe @Gaudd @EpicGames Fair point. I'm obviously limited to 1080p with a 1060, but it runs at 60fps+. Maybe it breaks down at higher resolutions, dunno. As for the launcher, most people will not even consider trying something else then steam. That's how you end up with monopolies like Amazon.

@AmazonHelp hi, the problem is that my order was normally delivery date on 11th February & hey told me they try 3 time but (1/2)

@jairbolsonaro Don’t cut down the amazon you thick

@JANITORS_BR @taehumble @CA_Medicated Thicker than the amazon down there lol

@WholeFoods @amazon the automatic exit doors in your Darien CT location haven’t worked for months. I asked a cashier yesterday if the store had plans to fix them to ensure handicap access and she told me they disable them in the winter because the staff get too cold. Wow.